December 2011
why the fuck am i still awake?
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“my name is fes, in my country we make out with our friend’s girlfriends...”
– Michael Kelso
Everyday before I leave the house I go through the stages of grief in regards to work…
denial - ah, i still have a few hours i dont have to work till way later
anger - ugh i only have an hour, and i didnt even get to do anything i wanted to today!
bargaining - maybe i could fake my own death or drive my car into a light post
depression - its not like i can afford not to go to work
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Guys get all the cool shit like dicks, moustaches, and bromance and chicks get to simulate a murder every month…
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it seems my blog has turned into an amy poehler appreciation blog…
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“Fun is the key. If I don’t have fun at this job, then there’s no sense in doing it. You can’t stress too much. We went through all this process of hiring all these great writers, but what it came down to with me was who has a positive attitude and would be great to have around the office because I know it’s going to be a grind. You just have to be strong enough to know that there’s...
i dont wanna go to work today :( i want to stay home and tumblr with youuuu
someone: stop saying sorry.
me: sorry.
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Improv Rules to Live by:
“Listen, say yes, live in the moment, make sure you play with people who have your back, make big choices early and often. Don’t start a scene where two people are talking about jumping out of a plane.Start the scene having already jumped. If you are scared, look into your partner’s eyes. You will feel better.” - Amy Poehler
working today 2-close... lord, beer me strength