Hot Dog Toaster. Seriously… A toaster for a hot dog & buns…1 note
75 notes · #improv basics = life basics
1,569 notes · #today!
They Came Together - opens on 27 June, 2014 (x).
3,368 notes · #seeing this tonight!!!! :) #will be getting me through the day
OH MY GOD (x)
Remember that time I was wanted for the murders of Lilly and James Potter?
…So I was at Wizarding World of Harry Potter about a month or so ago & now that Diagon Alley is open I want to go back so bad. But that would mean having to go back to Florida; which is arguably the worst state.
Needing a new adventure. (& soon!)· #personal
You know those moments where something shitty happens and in the midst of freaking out you suddenly begin maniacally laughing at the joke the universe is playing on you? …I just had that.
1 note · #personal #perspective
So I’m in my cousin’s wedding this weekend and I was very much nervous about my bridesmaid dress fitting as it was super tight when I first tried it on… like, can’t sit down or bend over too tight. Plus, all the other girls complained about their dresses being really small/tight.
I have been putting off trying on this dress for two weeks. Then I had two stress dreams about it in the last two days so…
2 notes · #personal #bridesmaid
"… just thinking foolishly that you’ll be able to do what you want to do." [x]
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#inside amy schumer #amy schumer #cant wait to see her in september!!
New images from Jurassic World reveal our first look at Chris Pratt
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36,485 notes · #genius
Sailor Moon may have my heart, but Tina Belcher has my soul.
Grabbing buns by moonlight.
Writing friend-fiction by daylight.