Sam Wiech
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In a perfect world Her wins best picture tonight…

but we do not live in a perfect world.

and (unpopular opinion to follow) the award goes to something that in terms of cinema may not be better but everyone feels obligated to vote for out of guilt! *cough*12years*cough*

nbcsnl:

The Bird Bible may be only $800, but fair warning… might want to read the fine print.

nbcsnl:

The Bird Bible may be only $800, but fair warning… might want to read the fine print.

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nbcsnl:

Murder(er) on the dance floor.

wetpancakes:

Broad City, created by UCB alums Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer and produced by Amy Poehler, is an odd-couple comedy about two best friends navigating their twenties in New York City. Wednesdays at 10:30/9:30c on Comedy Central

1x01 What a Wonderful World1x02 Pu$$y Weed1x03 Working Girls1x04 The Lockout1x05 Fattest Asses1x06 Stolen Phone

wetpancakes:

Broad City, created by UCB alums Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer and produced by Amy Poehler, is an odd-couple comedy about two best friends navigating their twenties in New York City. Wednesdays at 10:30/9:30c on Comedy Central

1x01 What a Wonderful World
1x02 Pu$$y Weed
1x03 Working Girls
1x04 The Lockout
1x05 Fattest Asses
1x06 Stolen Phone

So he’s a loan shark. Maybe you’re not thinking this through.

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fallontonight:

Adam Sandler singing a line from “Grow Old With You” from the Wedding Singer to Drew Barrymore 16 years later (x)

This happened, it was magical, and our hearts are melted. 

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Kate McKinnon dressed as Dana Scully from The X Files in middle school.

Kate McKinnon dressed as Dana Scully from The X Files in middle school.

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Her starring Philip Seymour Hoffman as Samantha (x)

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smartgirlsattheparty:

Yey!

A Guide to Smoking Weed in Suburbia

I wrote this piece as a joke to myself a few years back and just found it in the depths of my My Documents folder. Naturally it was meant to be shared for it’s educational value. I can no longer deprive the world of my knowledge and wisdom… so here it is; 

A Guide to Successfully Smoking Weed in Suburbia.

1) a moving target is harder to hit. never stay in one place too long.
2) carry a spoof. (a toilet paper roll, some dryer sheets and a rubber band are your best friends)
3) anything can be a smoking apparatus if you’re trying hard enough.
4) do not toke at stop signs or red lights; adherence to all traffic/safety rules are mandatory.
5) know your rights; not without a warrant, bitch.
6) Incense, candles, febreeze, perfume & gum. (For public interaction.)
7) Wearing a pair of glasses (not sun) sometimes feels like wearing a mask you can hide behind
8) Know all of the deals for the local fast food restaurants/eateries/munch spots
9) You wont have enjoyed parks this much since you were a small child.
10) Plan an activity around your session. Always make it part one of doing something else so people can’t call you a lazy piece of shit stoner!

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