22. Toronto. Currently studying funny things at Second City. B.A. Hons Communications Studies - - Lover of fine comedy. Sometimes I like to create my own comedy but no one really wins that game.
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Posts tagged Parks and Recreation.
“Little Bobby, I’m not gonna clean your room no mas”
- Yolanda
Leslie’s fantasy love affair with Joe Biden is very well documented…
Waiter: "Welcome to Jurassic Fork where the only thing that'll be extinct is your appetite. Are you ready to order?"
Donna: "Yes I will have the Jamaican Jerk Chicken Velosci-wrap..."
Leslie: "I'm going to get the Tricera-chops please..."
Waiter: "How would you like that cooked?"
Leslie: "Medium Roar"
Waiter: "Medium Rare?"
Leslie: "No, Medium Roar"
Waiter: "For legal reasons we aren't allowed to make puns about the temperature of the meats anymore..."
ps - Chris speaking German on Parks and Rec tonight was hilarious
Ich Bin Ien 3 Legged Dog.
Hey guys… look who made Ron Swanson’s Boat.
It’s the same canoe he gives to Mark Brendanawicz for helping him get his workshop up to code!
“I’m going to go see a man about some porcelain. Y’know what I mean? I’m not buying cocaine. I’m going to the bathroom. The whiz palace as I like to call it, and I’m not calling Ann..” - Leslie Knope
♫ Leslie Knope, Tom Haverford. Datin’ in the day, datin’ in the night. Datin’ all day, cause he’s keepin’ it tight. Datin’ in the car, datin’ on the floor. Datin’ everywhere cause she wants some more. Mmm what, Mmm Yeaaah are we gonna Mmm Yeah Uhhh♫
WAIT! Is the Bobby Newport voice over joke an attempt at a Will Arnett impression?
because even if its not it is in my mind now…
Why isn’t more laughter happening? PS - Adam Scott may be more glorious than Ben Wyatt & Henry Pollard.
